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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Cheat Need For Speed: Undercover


Bonus cars

Earn the indicated number of Bounty Points in Career mode to unlock the corresponding car:
Aston Martin DB9: 690,000
BMW M3 E92: 690,000
Chrysler 300C: 95,000
Dodge Charger SRT-8: 95,000
Dodge Viper SRT-10: 500,500
Ford Mustang (1967): 12,000
Ford Mustang GT: 95,000
Lotus Elise: 134,500
Mazda RX-7: 134,500
Mazda RX-8: 42,500
Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG: 500,500
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX: 370,000
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: 500,500
Nissan 350Z (Z33): 283,000
Nissan 370Z (Z34): 690,000
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): 370,000
Pontiac Solstice GXP: 12,000
Porsche Cayman S: 283,000
Toyota Supra: 134,500
Volkswagen Golf GTi: 42,500

Bagaimana Cara Promosi Web/Blog?



Secara khusus aku nggak pernah promosi web/blog, baik submit ke directory ataupun submit ke search engine. Biasanya untuk blog baru cuman submit ke webmaster tools nya google ama yahoo explorer, itu aja.

Untuk blog-blog yang aku pake nyari duit di internet, aku juga gak pernah promosi. trus gimana biar dapat backlink dan PR bagus? ini yang aku lakukan: Buat beberapa blog, misalnya kamu punya 10 blog, kamu buat semua 10 blog tersebut saling nge-link satu sama lain. ITU SAJA ! Semakin banyak blog atau web lebih baik untuk menambah backlink, jadi nggak perlu repot-repot nyari backlink dengan nyepam komen di blog-blog orang.

Ada orang yang rajin komen di blog-blog orang lain cuman buat dapat traffic, kalo niatnya dapat backlink? mending nggak usah komen deh, kan percuma, karena defaultnya dari wordpress atau blogging software lain seperti blogspot atau lainnya, link yang ada di komen udah diset nofollow, artinya link tersebut nggak akan dianggap “penting” oleh robot search engine. Malah kalo salah komen atau keliatan nyepam, biasanya yang punya blog juga menghapus atau menandai kita sebagi spam.

Cara paling aman ya itu tadi, buat blog banyak, isi konten yang rutin. Selain bisa buat dipasangin adsense atau program lain, lumayan buat nambah-nambah backlink ke blog lain. Suatu saat kalo pagerank update, kemungkinan lebih besar untuk dapat pagerank bagus, dibanding blog yang nggak ada backlink. Buat blog banyak lebih baik, asalkan bisa terurus semua.

Mulai sekarang siap-siap bangun konten dan backlink, sekitar sebulan atau 2 bulan lagi pagerank akan update, kalo pagerank bagus, kan bisa ikutan TLA.

Google Gadgets, konten otomatis buat blog/web


Buat yang pengen nambah kontent dan fasilitas menarik buat blog, ada fasilitas baru dari google yaitu Google Gadget.

Dengan google gadget kamu bisa nambahain banyak fasilitas ke blog kamu, cocok buat yang males posting dan update kontent. Ada banyak konten dan fasilitas menarik yang bisa kamu masukin ke blog kamu dengan mudah, mulai dari jam dan kalender, ramalan bintang, games, humor, quotes, berita terbaru dan lain-lain. Pilih gadget yang kamu suka, atur setting sesuai selera kamu, copy kodenya, paste ke template kamu.

5 langkah biar dibayar Google Adsense


1. Check your address, karena pembayaran oleh google dilakukan dengan mengirim cek ke alamat kita, beri alamat yang benar dan lengkap.

Login ke https://www.google.com/adsense, pilih tab My account, klik link edit pada bagian Payee Information, isi dengan data yang benar dan lengkap, kemudian klik Save Changes untuk menyimpan data.

2. Provide your tax information, meskipun untuk publisher diluar USA gak kena pajak, kita juga mesti ngirimin informasi pajak. Buat yang belum, klik tab My Account, kemudian pilih Tax Information. Selajutnya ikuti langkah-langkah yang ada.

3. Select your form of payment, pilih metode pembayaran yang telah disediakan. kalo nggak, mereka nggak akan membayar karena dianggap sedang kita tunda (hold). Kalo pengen dibayar, pilih tab My Account, klik pada Payment Information [edit]

4. Enter your PIN, kalo kamu udah dapat $50, google akan ngirimin PIN yang nantinya harus kamu masukin ke account kamu. PIN dikirim lewat post biasa, dan sampe ke Indonesia sekitar 3-4 minggu.

5. Generate $100 in earnings, jika total yang belum terbayar mencapai $100 pada bulan bersangkutan, maka cek akan dikirim pada bulan berikutnya. Misalnya pada bulan januari, total yg belum terbayar adalah $100 atau lebih, maka cek akan dikirim pada akhir bulan februari.

Jika belum mencapai $100 pada bulan bersangkutan, maka akan di akumulasi dengan pendapat bulan berikutnya sampai mencapai minimal $100 baru akan dibayar, tentu saja dengan menyelesaikan dahulu 4 langkah sebelumnya diatas.

Sumber: Diterjemahkan dengan “kasar” dari Google Adsense Payments Guide

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Football Manager 2009



London - Game strategi sepak bola populer Football Manager (FM) dipermak secara signifikan dalam versi terbarunya, FM 2009. Yang cukup istimewa dari keluaran teranyar game besutan Sega ini adalah adegan permainan bakal disajikan dengan pola 3 dimensi.

Nantinya, permainan tim sepak bola di FM 2009 akan tampak dalam bentuk 3 Dimensi dengan pilihan berbagai sudut kamera di lapangan. Dan bagi mereka yang masih ingin memainkan versi 2 Dimensi, FM 2009 tetap menyajikan opsinya.

Fitur tambahan utama lainnya adalah interaksi yang lebih banyak antara manajer dengan asisten manajer. Sang asisten akan bisa berkomentar mengenai penampilan para pemain dan apakah taktik yang disiapkan sukses, pada saat pertandingan masih berlangsung.

Masih ada lagi gelontoran fitur baru di FM 2009. Di antaranya, para pemain bisa melakukan konferensi pers dengan media lokal atau nasional. Adapun sang manajer juga bisa menjalin relasi dengan wartawan bola yang diinginkannya.

Tidak ketinggalan, tim pemrograman FM juga memperbaiki sistem transfer pemain sehingga terasa lebih otentik dan realistis. Seperti dilansir IGN dan dikutip detikINET, Jumat (5/9/2008), FM 2009 bakal segera menyapa penggemarnya pada pertengahan November 2008.

Sega Mengakui Football Manager 2009 Bermasalah

Sega mengakui adanya masalah dengan aktivasi game Football Manager 2009. Kesulitan akan segera diatasi, konsumen diharapkan sabar.

Dalam keterangan tertulis yang diterima kilasberita.com, Sabtu (15/11/2008), penerbit game Football Manager 2009 Sega mengakui adanya masalah pada aktivasi Football Manager 2009. Hal ini disebutkan terjadi akibat problem pada pencetakan keycode dan tingginya permintaan game tersebut.

Masalah yang menimpa pembeli game Football Manager 2009 ini menurut Sega sudah terlihat solusinya dan sedang diperbaiki. Konsumen yang masih mengalami masalah disarankan untuk mencoba lagi dengan jarak 10 menit antar percobaan aktivasi.

Sega meminta maaf pada kekecewaan yang disebabkan masalah ini. Perusahaan itu berharap para pencinta Football Manager bisa bersabar. Football Manager 2009 telah dirilis pada 14 November 2008. (kilasberita.com/yul/dtc)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Memasang Buku Tamu pada Blog


Daftar terlebih dahulu di www.shoutmix.com
Setelah daftar pada kolom yang berjudul style, klik menu appearance
Silahkan klik menu pulldown di samping tulisan Load From Preset untuk mengatur tampilan buku tamu anda, silahkan pilih yang sesuai dengan keinginan anda. Jika sudah selesai klik Save Setting.
Untuk mendapatkan kode HTML dari shoutbox anda, silahkan klik Use Shoutbox yang berada di bawah menu Quick Start
Klik tulisan Place Shoutbox on web page. Isi lebar dan tinggi shoutbox yang di inginkan
Copy seluruh kode HTML yang ada pada text area yang berada di bawah tulisan Generated Codes, lalu simpan di program Notepad anda
Klik Log out yang berada di atas layar anda untuk keluar dari halaman shoutmix anda. Silahkan close situs tersebut.
Selesai

Untuk menempatkan kode HTML shoutbox tadi pada blog anda, silahkan ikuti langkah-langkah berikut ini.

Untuk blogger dengan template klasik :

Log in terlebih dahulu ke blogger.com dengan id anda
Klik menu Template
Klik Edit HTML
Paste kode HTML shoutbox anda yang telah di copy pada notepad tadi di tempat yang anda inginkan
Untuk jelasnya saya ambil contoh dengan shoubox milik saya, untuk menempatkannya tinggal klik Edit pada browser lalu pilih Find (on this page).. trus tuliskan kata buku tamu lalu klik find, maka kita akan langsung di bawa ke tulisan tersebut. Jika sudah ketemu tulisan tadi silahkan paste kode HTML shoutbox nya.
Klik tombol Preview untuk melihat perubahan yang kita buat.
Jika sudah cocok dengan perubahan tadi, klik Save Template Changes
Selesai


Sedikit Clue, agar shoutbox anda sesuai dengan ukuran lebar sidebar , anda bisa merubah ukuran lebar ataupun tinggi dari shoutbox , caranya anda tinggal merubah angka Width (untuk lebar) dan Height (untuk tinggi) dari dalam kode HTML shoutbox tersebut.


Untuk Blogger baru :

Silahkan Login dengan id anda
Klik menu Layout
Klik Page Element
Klik Add a Page Element
Klik tombol Add to Blog yang berada di bawah tulisan HTML/JavaScript
Tuliskan judul shoutbox anda pada form title. Contoh : Buku tamu ku, atau my guestbook atau apa saja yang anda suka
Copy paste kode HTML shoutbox anda di dalam form Content
Klik tombol Save Changes
Drag & Drop element yang telah anda buat tadi di tempat yang di sukai
Tekan tombol Save
Selesai


Selamat mencoba !


Sebagai tambahan, guestbook yang sering dipakai para blogger lainnya :
http://cbox.ws
http://oggix.com

Untuk langkah-langkahnya hampir sama dengan langkah diatas. (Sumber Kolom Tutorial)

Memberikan Hiasan Jam pada Blog


Memberikan Hiasan Jam pada Blog kita. caranya adalah :

Silahkan klik link berikut --> http://www.clocklink.com
Jika sudah berada pada situs tersebut, silahkan klik tulisan Want a clock on your Website ?
Silahkan anda melihat-lihat dulu model dari jam yang tersedia, yaitu mulai dari Analog, Animal, Animation, dll
Jika di rasa sudah menemukan model jam yang anda sukai, klik tulisan View HTML tag yang berada di bawah jam yang anda sukai tadi
Klik tombol yang bertuliskan Accept
Pilih waktu yang sesuai dengan tempat anda di samping tulisan TimeZone. Contoh : untuk indonesia bagian barat pilih GMT +7:00
Set ukuran jam yang anda sukai di samping tulisan size
Copy kode HTML yang di berikan pada notepad
Paste kode HTML yang di copy tadi pada tempat yang anda inginkan
Selesai (Sumber Kolom Tutorial - Pasang Jam)

Sunday, November 16, 2008



Game balap-balapan dengan kecepatan tinggi, Need for Speed ProStreet yang dirilis tahun kemarin banyak menerima kritik tajam karena telah melenceng jauh dari konsep awal serial game ini. Need for Speed adalah sebuah game mengenai balapan di jalan raya yang liar dan berbahaya. Untuk itu, game NFS terbaru akan kembali mengusung konsep ini.

Need for Speed Undercover adalah judul serial game NFS terbaru yang dijadwalkan akan keluar tahun depan. CEO EA, Riccitiello, mengatakan “Saya kecewa dengan Need for Speed tahun kemarin. Menurut saya game ini lumayan dalam hal gameplay. Tapi siapa yang meminta ProStreet? Game ini terlalu dibuat-buat, dengan mobil-mobil yang ditempelkan nomer disisi badannya, dan beradu balapan.”

Riccitiello kemudian mengutarakan niatnya untuk menghidupkan kembali greget NFS. “Tahun ini kita akan membuat Need for Speed Undercover dengan struktur misi yang kuat. Ceritanya akan mirip dengan seperti film-film seperti The Transporter.”

“Kita telah membangkitkan kembali game ini ketika mengeluarkan Most Wanted dan Undergorund. Dimana kita selalu dikejar atau mengejar, dan membawa suasana balapan liar jam tiga pagi kepada gamers. Kita akan melakukannya kembali dengan narasi yang lebih baik, dan saya sangat menyukai judul game ini.”Ujar sang CEO.

Riccitiello juga mengatakan bahwa tim Vancouver yang telah menangani franchise NFS, akan dibagi menjadi dua. Dan sebagai hasilnya, NFS akan keluar setiap 2 tahun sekali, sedangkan dulu selalu keluar setahun sekali.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

cheat libety city



Cheat code warning

It is recommended that you do not save the game while codes have been enabled. It may affect your game statistics, and may cause glitches. Additionally, some codes cannot be disabled.
All pedestrians, cars, Portland, Staunton Island, and Shoreside Vale unlocked in Multiplayer mode

While playing the game, press Up(3), Triangle(2), Circle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Fourteen pedestrians, Portland, two gangs unlocked in Multiplayer mode

While playing the game, press Up(3), Square(2), Triangle, R, L. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Twenty eight pedestrians, Portland, Staunton Island, four gangs unlocked in Multiplayer mode

While playing the game, press Up(3), Circle(2), X, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Forty three pedestrians, two locations, seven gangs unlocked in Multiplayer mode

While playing the game, press Up(3), X(2), Square, R, L. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Weapons (tier 1)

While playing the game, press Up, Square(2), Down, Left, Square(2), Right. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. The brass knuckles, knife, Molotov cocktails, 9mm handgun, shotgun, Tec-9, AK-47, flamethrower, and sniper rifle will be unlocked. To get infinite ammunition for this or the other weapons tiers, repeatedly enable the code until no ammunition number appears beneath the gun pictures. Note: Enabling this code will cause your street creds to substantially drop in points. You can check your creds in the stats menu at the pause screen.
Weapons (tier 2)

While playing the game, press Up, Circle(2), Down, Left, Circle(2), Right. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. The katana sword, grenades, revolver, sawn-off shotgun, Uzi, M16, rocket launcher, and laser scoped sniper rifle will be unlocked. To get infinite ammunition for this or the other weapons tiers, repeatedly enable the code until no ammunition number appears beneath the gun pictures. Note: Enabling this code will cause your street creds to substantially drop in points. You can check your creds in the stats menu at the pause screen.
Weapons (tier 3)

While playing the game, press Up, X(2), Down, Left, X(2), Right. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. The chainsaw, grenades, revolver, SMG, combat shotgun, mini-gun, and sniper rifle will be unlocked. To get infinite ammunition for this or the other weapons tiers, repeatedly enable the code until no ammunition number appears beneath the gun pictures. Note: Enabling this code will cause your street creds to substantially drop in points. You can check your creds in the stats menu at the pause screen.
Full health

While playing the game, press L, R, X, L, R, Square, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. If this code is enabled when your car is smoking or damaged it will get repaired.
Extra armor

While playing the game, press L, R, Circle, L, R, X, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
$250,000

While playing the game, press L, R, Triangle, L, R, Circle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Wanted level disabled

While playing the game, press L(2), Triangle, R(2), X, Square, Circle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. If this code is enabled, you can never have a wanted level.
Wanted level increased

While playing the game, press L, R, Square, L, R, Triangle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
View media attention level

While playing the game, press L, Up, Right, R, Triangle, Square, Down, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. Keep breaking the law until the media attention level is displayed.
Drive on water

While playing the game, press Circle, X, Down, Circle, X, Up, L(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Better handling vehicles

While playing the game, press L, Up, Left, R, Triangle, Circle, Down, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. Press Down after this code is enabled to make your car jump.
Spawn Rhino

While playing the game, press L(2), Left, L(2), Right, Triangle, Circle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Spawn Trashmaster

While playing the game, press Triangle, Circle, Down, Triangle, Circle, Up, L(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Ride with passenger

While in a vehicle with nearby pedestrians, press X, Square, Down, X, Square, Up, R(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. The nearest person will enter your car or get on your bike.
Change motorcycle tire size

While playing the game, press Circle, Right, X, Up, Right, X, L, Square. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. Repeat the code to cycle the tire sizes between large, small, and normal.
Destroy all cars

While playing the game, press L(2), Left, L(2), Right, X, Square. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Aggressive drivers

While playing the game, press Square(2), R, X(2), L, Circle(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Black traffic

While playing the game, press Circle(2), R, Triangle, L, Square(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
White traffic

While playing the game, press X(2), R, Circle(2), L, Triangle(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Chrome traffic

While playing the game, press Triangle, R, L, Down(2), R(2), Triangle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Traffic lights always green

While playing the game, press Triangle, Triangle, R, Square, Square, L, X(2). If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Sunny weather

While playing the game, press L(2), Circle, R(2), Square, Triangle, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Clear weather

While playing the game, press Up, Down, Circle, Up, Down, Square, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Overcast weather

While playing the game, press Up, Down, X, Up, Down, Triangle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Rainy weather

While playing the game, press Up, Down, Square, Up, Down, Circle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Foggy weather

While playing the game, press Up, Down, Triangle, Up, Down, X, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Pedestrians riot

While playing the game, press L(2), R, L(2), R, Left, Square. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Pedestrians attack you

While playing the game, press L(2), R, L(2), R, Up, Triangle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Pedestrians have weapons

While playing the game, press R(2), L, R(2), L, Right, Circle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Pedestrians follow you

While playing the game, press Down(3), Triangle(2), Circle, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Random pedestrian costumes

While playing the game, press L(2), Left, L(2), Right, Square, Triangle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear. Note: After this code is enabled four times, it locks your movement unless done under one of the following conditions. If your movement becomes locked, either reload your saved game file or enable the "Commit suicide" code to return to normal at the hospital with your new costume. When inside a car or on a bike, enter the car or get on the bike, enable the code, then press Triangle to exit the car or bike. Your controls will not be locked. You can also reenter the same car and repeat it as many times as desired.
Faster gameplay

While playing the game, press R(2), L, R(2), L, Down, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Slower gameplay

While playing the game, press R, Triangle, X, R, Square, Circle, Left, Right. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Faster game time

While playing the game, press L(2), Left, L(2), Right, Circle, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Big head mode

While playing the game, press Down(3), Circle(2), X, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Upside down

While playing the game, press Down(3), X(2), Square, R, L. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Upside up

While playing the game, press X(3), Down(2), Right, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Return to normal from upside down

While playing the game, press Triangle(3), Up(2), Right, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Return to normal from upside up

While playing the game, press Up(3), Triangle(2), Square, R, L. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Commit suicide

While playing the game, press L, Down, Left, R, X, Circle, Up, Triangle. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
View game credits

While playing the game, press L, R, L, R, Up, Down, L, R. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Completion bonuses

Get a 100% completion by finishing all story line missions, all side jobs, all races in first place, complete all 24 unique jumps, complete the car list for Love Media, find all 100 hidden packages, and survive all 20 rampages. A tank will now appear in Fort Staunton, and speedboats can be taken in Portaland. All Multiplayer costumes will also be available in Single Player mode. Additionally, successfully complete all Rampages for the M60 to spawn at your safehouses. Note: You do not get the M60 with any of the weapon cheats.
Ambulance mission bonus

Steal an ambulance and press Up to start the Ambulance missions. Reach level 12 to get infinite sprinting.
Firefighter mission bonus

Steal a fire truck and press Up to start the Firefighter missions. Reach level 12 to be fireproof.
Food delivery mission bonus

Go to the Well Stacked Pizza shop in Staunton Island or the Noodle Punk shop in Portland. Start the delivery missions and reach level 9 to increase your maximum health by 25 points.
Taxi missions bonus

Steal a taxi and press Up to start the Taxi Driver missions. Drop off 100 passengers to unlock the Bickle '76 cab.
Vigilante mission bonus

Steal a police car and press Up to start the Vigilante missions. Reach level 12 to get a maximum of 150 points of body armor. To easily complete the Vigilante missions, enable the "Spawn Rhino" code, then get in the tank and press Up to start the Vigilante missions. Crash into the cars and bikes you are chasing and they will explode.
Good citizen bonus

When you see a cop chasing someone down the sidewalk, if you run up to the person being chased and punch him, you will get a $50 Good Citizen Bonus. Make sure to only punch him once; if you continue and kill the person, the cop will want to fight you.
No money loss when busted

Successfully complete the Avenging Angels missions on Staunton Island.
Spirit E and PJC at Staunton Island safe house

Deliver all sixteen vehicles on the list to the Love Media garage in Bedford.
Super Angel Bike (bulletproof) at Portland safe-house

Successfully complete Avenging Angels missions in Portland.
Super Land Stalker (bulletproof) at Shoreside Vale safe-house

Successfully complete the Avenging Angels missions in Shoreside Vale.
Upgraded Sanchez

Successfully complete all ten courses in the "Bump & Grinds" at the dirt bike course in Portland.
Antonio costume

Successfully complete the "Making Toni" mission to unlock the Antonio costume.
Avenging Angel costume

Successfully complete the "Frighteners" mission to unlock the Avenging Angel costume.
Chauffeur costume

Successfully complete the "Rollercoaster Ride" mission to unlock the Chauffeur costume.
Cox Mascot costume

Win SlashTV two times to unlock the Cox Mascot costume.
Dragon Jumpsuit costume

Successfully complete the "Crazy 69" mission to unlock the Dragon Jumpsuit costume.
Goodfella costume

Successfully complete the "Overdose Of Trouble" mission to unlock the Goodfella costume.
King' Jumpsuit costume

Successfully complete all missions to unlock the King' Jumpsuit costume.
Overalls costume

Successfully complete "The Portland Chainsaw Masquerade" mission to unlock the Overalls costume.
Sweats costume

Successfully complete the "A Walk In The Park" mission to unlock the Sweats costume.
Tuxedo costume

Successfully complete the "A Date with Death" mission to unlock the Tuxedo costume.
Underwear costume

Successfully complete one unique jump to get the Underwear costume.
Wise Guy costume

Successfully complete the "Shoot The Messenger" mission to unlock the Wise Guy costume.
Hidden package rewards

There are a total of 100 hidden packages in the game, 40 in Portland, 30 in Staunton Island, and 30 in Shoreside Vale. Besides getting $250 when each package is collected, the following reward will appear in your safe houses when you collect the required number of packages:
Handgun: 10 hidden packages
Shotgun: 20 hidden packages
Body armor: 30 hidden packages
MP5 gun: 40 hidden packages
Python gun: 50 hidden packages
M4 gun: 60 hidden packages
Laser aimed sniper rifle: 70 hidden packages
Flamethrower: 80 hidden packages
Rocket launcher: 90 hidden packages
$50,000: 100 hidden packages

Avenging Angels missions

Successfully complete Leon McAffrey's "Crazy 69" mission to unlock the "Avenging Angels" side missions. Go to the same park where the mission took place dressed in the Avenging Angels fatigues at night. Look for another Avenging Angel (they are dressed the same). Press Up near him to start the vigilante-style killing spree. In these missions you will fight various groups of hoodlums around Staunton Island. The best strategy is to run them down in a car, or use a bladed melee weapon to cut them down. Using Molotov cocktails, grenades, and other weapons capable of taking out multiple opponents at once. If your Avenging Angel friend dies, you must find another one within the time limit or the mission ends.
Infinite shotgun ammunition

Stand outside the Ammu-Nation store and target the man behind the counter. Kill him, then take his shotgun and drive away a few blocks. Return to the store, and he will have respawned with another shotgun, which you can once again take from him.
Infinite sprint

Instead of holding X to run, repeatedly tap X.
Get to other areas early

To reach Staunton Island early, go to the Calahan bridge and enable the "Drive on water" code. Drive off the bridge and into the water, then go to the docks. Drive your car onto the docks. Make sure it is not a nice car, as you cannot take it with you. You are now on Stanton Island. This also works for Liberty City.
Exceed garage limit

Get a motorcycle and park it against the garage door. Jump off, and after the garage door opens, quickly press Triangle to get back on and press X to drive it in before the door closes again. With a car, keep pushing it towards the garage door until it opens, then keep pushing it until it is inside.

Park a vehicle already in your garage halfway out to keep the door up. Then, drive in as many other vehicles as you can fit. Make sure you can reach the doors on them or you may not be able to get them out.
Easy fist fights

When targeting an enemy during a fist fight (or using brass knuckles), run towards them and tap Circle repeatedly. Even though you will just be running into them and may remain stationary, you will keep executing the "running" punch attack. If you keep tapping Circle, Toni will keep doing this attack rapidly and your enemy will not have a chance to strike back.
Barracks OL (army truck)

Find the junkyard and go into it. Next to a wall will be a Barrack OL (army truck).
FBI car

Get a five star wanted level and FBI cars will appear. As soon as you see one, enable the "Wanted level disabled" code and quickly get in an FBI before it leaves. When you are driving the FBI car, turn on the siren and all of the other cars will move out of the way. It also has good speed and handling.
Hellanbach GT

If your are looking for a Hellanbach GT for LoveMedia crazy car give-away, there are two ways to get one. The first is to complete level 4 in the car salesman missions. It will appear in the showroom. The second place it can be found is at Shoreside Vale. Go to the first house on the bottom row of houses in the Cedar Grove area. Look in the driveway to the garage. If one is not there, drive left or right, then turn back. There should be one sitting in front of the garage.

You can also get the Hellenbach GT during the mission where you must kill the Sindacco gang member. JP will call and tell you to take his car as a down payment on the money that he owes you. That car is a Hellenbach GT. Save the car in your garage until you need it for the Love Fist car giveaway.
Thunder-Rod

When you do the third or fourth mission for Ma Cipriani called "Grease Sucho", you must win a race. Once you win, you must kill Sucho. He will be in a car with flames down the side, called a Thunder-Rod. You must ram the car to get him out so that you can kill him. However, do not let the car explode. If you do, it will be very hard to complete the game later. In the "Love Media" mission, you must deliver sixteen different cars. and the Thunder-Rod is one of them. After you ram Sucho's car just enough that he gets out, kill him then take the car and put it in your garage.
Katana

After completing Leon McAffrey's "Crazy 69" mission, you will keep the samauri sword used during the mission. This is a very good weapon for your melee slot, as it will usually kill enemies with one hit. Use it for the "Avenging Angels" missions when fighting gangs to conserve ammunition for later levels. You can cut down many swarming opponents at once if you keep moving around and tapping Circle.
M60 in Shoreside Vale

There is an M60 at the airport parking lot. There should be a small opening to your left. When you go through it, there is a ramp going on top of the fire station. To your left when you are up there is a ledge going around the airport. There is a secret package and magnum. Keep going around the airport until reaching a dead end. There is a small gap between the edge and an airplane hanger. Drive of the edge onto the airplane hanger to find an M60 with 100 ammunition.
Change size of the moon

Use a sniper rifle to look at the moon. Shoot the moon with the sniper rifle to make it increase in size. Repeat this to make it grow larger until it returns to its original size.
Free shotgun and ammunition

Find a cop car to get a free shotgun or bullets for it.
Free items

In the beginning of the game, you can buy anything desired. During one of the first missions you must go to Ammu-Nation. Choose the pistol and you will not be charged. You can also go to the Pay 'N Spray for free the first few times.
Better weapon aiming

While holding R, press Down. Holding L also allows for more controlled aiming (slows the movement of the sights). This works for the pistol, shotgun, assault rifle, and minigun. Use this way of aiming to take out gang members in their cars, pop tires, or shoot down helicopters.
Kill anyone without getting stars

Get a car (recommended) or bike, then drive fast enough so that you can jump out of it and kill someone at the same time. Drive directly toward the target and jump out. This will not work if you jump out too late. You can also hit police cars by doing this and not get into trouble. You can hit gang members and they will not chase you. However, if you do this to someone the police are chasing, the officer in pursuit will aimlessly run.
Assassins

After you complete the "No Son Of Mine" mission, Ma will put a "hit" on you. When an assassin tries to attack, kill him, as he will not be hard to kill. He should be carrying money, body armor, and a nice gun.
Motorcycle passenger

Use a vehicle to ram a motorcycle with two people sitting on it. Make sure you hit them hard enough so that they both fly off the bike. Then, get on the bike and shoot the driver, but not the back passenger. If done correctly, the remaining passenger will hop back on the bike and sit behind you as you drive around. Note: You will not be able to bail from the bike while moving, as the back passenger will block you from being able to jump off. To get rid of the passenger, just get off the bike and shoot him or her.
Snow

To change the weather to snow, find the auto shop in Portland. Begin the car dealership missions where you must sell cars to people by doing what they want. If you get to level 9, it will start snowing to make it more difficult to drive in.
Chrome plated bat

Enable the "Chrome traffic" code, then pick up a bat at your Portland safe house.
Easier mission completion

Once you get to the point where you can do missions for Ma Cipriani ("C" on the map), do not continue doing them until they are your only option. After Ma's "No Son Of Mine" mission, she will send hit men after you. They will continue to appear until they are all killed, making future missions more difficult to complete.
Easy completion of Taking The Peace mission

In this mission, you must take control of Paulie Siddaco's car and kill the gang members. Enable the "Pedestrians follow you" code. After taking control of his car, he will exit. Drive to the area where you kill the gang and they will not attack you, making it easier for you to kill them. After you complete the mission, Paulie Siddaco will be in your van.
Big air

To get big air off any car, enable the "Change motorcycle tire size" code, then use any bike to fly over cars. Additionally, go at maximum speed on a PCJ-600 on the wrong side of the road. When you see a Banshee, drive directly into it. This works even better with a Sanchez.
Drive destroyed vehicle

Find a vehicle with a driver in it. Press Triangle to get in the car and immediately enable the "Destroy all cars" code. If done correctly, you should be in the vehicle, but it will be on fire. Enable the "Full health" code to put out the fire. You can now do things like in a normal vehicle. If you take it to a Pay N Spray, the vehicle will be fixed but still look burned.
Car stuck on bridge

While driving on the bridge that connects Staunton Island and Shoreside Vale, you can get someone's car stuck in the bridge. To do this, wait until the bridge is up, then bump a car about half-way on the bridge with it halfway hanging over the edge. When the middle section of the bridge comes back down, that car should get stuck and have half of it sticking out of the bridge.
Bleeding vehicles

Take a normal shotgun and walk directly up to a Rhino. Use manual aim and fire directly into the Rhino. It will spurt blood as if it were a person. This can also be done with other cars and objects, but is best when the Rhino is the target, because it will not explode. This works well at the airport so you do not get a wanted level. Note: The blood only spurts when you fire from certain angles; down and to the right slightly works the best, and you must be directly up against the tank and use manual aim to do it.
Ride through wall in Staunton Island

In the Rockford area, directly beside the hospital is a construction site. Get a PCJ 600 and ride it to the red bar at the construction site's entrance and break it. Then, back up and go fast as possible. Go up the dirt pile ramp inside the construction site. When you are on the first roof, jump over to the second roof while still on your bike. Then, go to the wall to your right and ride slowly into it. Note: You may need to do this more than once. If done correctly, you should fall into the wall. When you are done falling, you will be in the unfinished tunnels below. The only way to get exit is to die.
Smiley face sign in Staunton Island

Look for the place where you have to chase the "priest" into the Church missions. It is a garage-type place. Find the white stairs and climb up them. Jump over to the roof to your right, then run straight ahead. Jump off to the right of the wall. Follow this wall until you find the ramp. Once you reach the ramp, do not go up it. Keep following the wall and run to the back. Turn to the left to find the hidden location. In Grand Theft Auto 3, the sign read "You are not suppose to be here". Instead, the sign has a smiley face with the message ""You just can't get enough of this alley, can you?".
Fly helicopter in Calm Before The Storm mission

During this mission for JD, when the helicopter makes its second stop on the top of the building in the Red Light District, get a bike. Drive it up the stars. Make sure not to kill anyone or the mission will end. Then, press Triangle while standing next to the helicopter to board it and fly around.
Chinese food after Wong Side Of The Tracks mission

After completing the Wong Side Of The Tracks side mission, go directly to your Portland safehouse. You should see Chinese food on the table inside the safehouse.
Game Of Death reference

After completing Leon McAffrey's "Crazy 69" mission where you run around in the park and kill gang members with a samauri sword, you will receive the "Dragon jumpsuit" clothing option at your safehouse. This article of clothing is exactly the same as the one Bruce Lee wore in his 1973 film Game Of Death.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City reference

During the introduction sequence for the Biker Heat mission, the poster above Maria's bed depicts members of the imaginary rock band Love Fist, which was the band Tommy Vercetti befriended and completed missions for in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Play in Italian

Set your system language to Italian, then start the game. The game menus, messages, mission briefs, and even some car names (Police, Ambulance, etc.) and places (Francis Intl. Airport, etc.) will be in Italian. However, it is not spoken, but the subtitles will be in Italian. Note: This does not work with any other language.
Real vehicle equivalents

Banshee: Dodge Viper RT/10 / Shelby Series One
Bobcat: Ford Ranger
Blista: Dodge Caravan
BF Injection: Modified Volkswagen sand buggy
Cheetah: Ferrari Testarossa
Deimos SP: Nissan 300ZX
Hellenbach GT: Dodge Challenger / AMC AMX
Infernus: Jaguar XJR-15 / XJ 220
V8 Ghost: Lotus Espirt V8
Phobos VT: Chevrolet Camaro / Pontiac Firebird TransAm
Stinger / Yakuza Stinger: Porsche Boxter
Thunder Rodd: 1939 Dodge Sedan Delivery
Police: Chevrolet Caprice pursuit
Taxi: Chevrolet Caprice
FBI Cruiser: Chevrolet Caprice pursuit
Forelli Exsess: Pontiac Grand Am
Stallion: Ford Mustang?
Sentinel / Leone Sentinel: BMW 3 Series
Yardie Lobo: Chevrolet Impala / El Camino
Patriot: Hummer H1
Stretch: Lincoln Continental Limousine
Ambulance: Ford E350 Ambulance
Rumpo: Ford E250 Econoline Van
Firetruck: American LaFrance pumper truck
Esparanto: Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Kuruma: Dodge Stratus
Cabbie: Chevrolet Bel Air
Landstalker: Mitsubishi Montero Sport
Idaho: 70's Dodge 440 two-door
Manana: Geo Storm
Bus: International Blue Bird
Moonbeam: Chevy Van
Yankee / Triad Fish Van: Ford Econoline 350
Linerunner: Freightliner / Peterbuilt Cab
Freeway / Angel: Harley Davidson
Faggio: Vespa Scooter

Monday, November 10, 2008

Superman Is Dead - Lady Rose


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Recipe for a Blog - 8 Key Ingredients of a Good Business Blog: Create a Conversation

As The Blog Squadtm, we hear this complaint from entrepreneurs who start blogging: "Why isn't my blog working for my business?" As part of our "blog crisis prevention" program, we have reviewed hundreds of business blogs and can spot common errors immediately.

Blogs that work well for attracting new clients have these key elements:

1. A great blog name
2. A tag line or blog purpose statement
3. An easy way to get automatic blog updates
4. A list of categories
5. A list of recent posts and recent comments
6. Links to useful websites, products and services
7. Frequent posts with links relevant to the blog's purpose
8. An easy way for readers to have a conversation with the author

Ingredient 8: Create a Conversation 

Many blog authors deliver information as if through a megaphone, it's all going out and nothing coming in. They forget blogging has the capacity to involve readers�it's about having a conversation. They forget to ask readers to comment and participate in a conversation.

Blog authors who keep the reader in mind are taking full advantage of their blog's power. I've seen blog authors who always end their posts by asking readers for their input. But most forget this and leave the post without any attention at all to their readers.

This is a big mistake. It may seem like not many people are reading your posts because it's estimated that only about 1% of readers will comment and actively participate. That is why it is so important to drive traffic to your blog and build up the numbers of readers. Until you get to that tipping point, you might not get many comments. Just keep asking readers to comment anyway.

The other big mistake we often see on blogs is putting up hurdles to leaving comments. If your blogging software requires people to register and get a password, well, a lot of people can't be bothered. It's one more step, then they forget their password, and the urge to comment goes away quickly.

A common concern is about comment spam. You can set up your blog to moderate comments, but know that when you do, you are putting up a barrier. In the early stages of your blog, you probably won't get spam so don't moderate if you can help it. 

Only use the moderation feature if you start getting a lot of inappropriate comments and spam. However, spam can be quickly eliminated because the software can alert you a comment has been posted. You can quickly and easily delete it.

Alternatively you can put up a "captcha" requirement which cuts down on the automated bots that leave spam. This is not a bad solution, but only use it if you are getting several spam comment a day.

You want to encourage conversation. You don't want to do anything that will discourage readers from leaving a comment.

When someone takes the time to leave a comment, reward them. You'll get an email notification when someone leaves a comment. I always send a personal email to thank them for participating. If their comment is significant, I'll tell them I'll post a response to it over on the comments section of the blog.

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5 Reasons To Why Blogging Is The New Internet Marketing Tool

Did you know that one of the easiest home based businesses to start is Blogging? This type of business is one of the most growth potential in the Internet. Blogging is a concept that started in late 90s. It used to be a way to comment an existing webpage, an opportunity for visitors and readers to react or voice out one�s opinion on the said page. What started as a single-sentence commentary has evolved into pages of personal take on just about anything and everything under the sun. As it continues to move forward, online advertising has tapped into the blog�s potential. 

Here are 5 reasons why Blogging: 

1) Is simple - The simplest way to get your piece on the net is through blogging. No skills are necessary� an average adult can read and type, or at least click a mouse. It�s like having a virtual piece of paper and you just write your ideas, experiences, new products, and hope that the truth behind your articles comes out and entice your reader to also try your product. If you have a PC and an Internet connection (who doesn�t?) then you can blog and advertise.

2) Is authentic - In this day and age where advertising saturate our lives, we question the credibility of promoters� claims. However, in blogs, real people share their real-life experiences, unscathed by paid advertising. Reading blogs about first-hand product use is like talking to people about their first-hand experience. You definitely want to buy a tried and tested product.

3) Is free - Because blogging is yet to be proven as a mainstream online advertising media, most sites see it as something to augment current marketing tools and thus offer it for free. Any opportunity for free webtime is definitely a bonus especially to businesses that are starting up. Needless to say, paid blog pages can generate more income for your seriously growing business. 

4) Builds credibility - As you get more and more into writing your experiences on a particular product or industry, your readers come to realize that they can depend on your posts for their own information needs. As such, you become an expert on it; as a consequence, more readers visit your site and more bloggers link to your blogs. As companies and professional organizations notice the growth of your readership base, they may soon get in touch with you for advertising on your blog page, or make you an affiliate, which pays for every referral generated from your blog site.

5) Builds your market - Unless you are a Hollywood star, chances are, only your Mom reads your posts. Mom has a lot of friends, so she lets her friends know how interesting your blog site is. But you need not depend on Mom to increase your readership base. 

Build your market through blogging by:

*Using your e-mail - Today, blogging is overcoming the e-mail�s popularity in quickly and effectively reaching and expanding a market. In this age of speed and quick access, logging in and downloading e-mail is simply taking longer than clicking into a blog site. Let them explore your site by using a short e-mail message as teaser to your blog site. If your e-mail is on an entirely different subject, use your e-mail signature to give a link to the site.

*Using subscription - An easy way to get your readers e-mail is to give them an opportunity to subscribe to your blogsite. Keep some exclusive information for your subscribers to entice readers to subscribe and give their e-mail address. Just be responsible in using their e-mail address, as the last thing you want is a comment on your blog that you are a spammer.

*Understanding your readers - Conduct a simple survey for your readers to understand their profile and advertising preferences. Ask consumers to give you feedback on a post, an ad link, or a trial that you shared. In this way, it is like interviewing your readers without the commitment and intrusion of a face-to-face interview.

*Joining a blog network - A network of blogs maybe a collection of blog sites that share the same industry, interest, readership base, payment mode, etc. Consumers find credibility and convenience in clicking one link to several real bloggers about a single subject. Clearly, more bloggers are better than one.

*Using RSS - RSS is the fastest growing technology on the Internet today. As such, having RSS feeds to your blog is definitely another means of generating awareness for your readership base. Having a variety of feeds can add interest to your blog site. 

Give your business a boost by effectively using blogging as an Internet marketing tool. One of the most effective methods of getting targeted traffic to a site.

Start now and the opportunities are endless!
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FREE TIPS FOR BEGINNING BLOGGERS!

Many beginning bloggers earn small cash at home, but many are unaware that you can earn major cash from blogging. Bloggers earn $1,000 a month by blogging part-time even without a web site! To earn more money from blogging, you need proven software tools and a few free tips for beginning bloggers from bloggers who already found out what works and what doesn't. 

Let's start by busting a few key myths about blogging.
Myth Number One: "Making cash in your spare time is easy."

Busted! Don't even go there. Do you honestly know anybody who has spare time? Get real! True, there are hundreds of thousands of professional bloggers making full-time incomes blogging part-time, but almost all of them carved time out of burdened schedules with a chainsaw when they first started.

Myth Number Two: "Nothing beats blogging from the comfort of your home." 

Busted! Most homes are hives of activity. Unfinished projects want attention and compete for your "spare" time. Laundry, dishes, cooking, cleaning. Even grout wants attention. Temptation lurks all around your home. The remote calls from the sofa. That book you bought begs to be read. An innocent cup of tea can become your worst enemy. And when you are all blogged out, which can and does happen, anything beats blogging from the comfort of your home!

Myth Number Three: "It's easy. You can use the same stuff on six diverse sites."

Busted! Nothing that pays well is easy. Most of us had to crack the books in high school to get a passing grade. bloggers who got straight A's without hard work were few and far between. We talked about them like they were circus freaks. "Geeks" were originally side show freaks who bit the heads off live chickens. And you can't reuse the same stuff over and over because diverse sites have diverse rules and diverse audiences.

Which is not to say don't expect to earn cash, even really good quantities of cash, blogging. Expect to invest time learning the ropes. Expect to prime the pump, but not with money because one of the beautiful things about blogging is it costs almost nothing to get started. So prime the pump first, then expect to earn cash!

Making quantities of cash from blogging is the most overlooked at-home oppportunity on the internet today.The majority of bloggers blog daily just for fun without getting paid. They just pick one site and go for it. So why not get paid? It's not rocket science. If you can talk on the phone without boring your friends, you can earn money by blogging. But don't try to reinvent the wheel. Check this out:

Here are five top sites that pay competitive cash for bloggers to blog:

PayPerPost.com; Blogvertise.com; Blogtoprofit.com; Creamaid.com; and Blogitive.com.

PayPerPost.com is the best place to start. Follow directions and you won't need another blog site to earn serious cash blogging! PayPerPost.com lets you write on anything, and allows you to post information on related software software tools. By getting an affiliate URL from manufacturers (free to sign up) you will earn commissions for every sale that comes from your blog!

Successful blogs, cash making blogs, have proper titles. Improper titles conflict with content which damages your profitability . Choose a title that is catchy but properly defines the content of your blog. Duh, right? But it's an expensive mistake many earn!

Research software software tools aimed at bloggers. They provide a snapshot of what bloggers need. Check out hot keyword software at http;//tinyurl.com/5bc4au. Read the pitch pages at: http://tinyurl.com/5dacq6 and study their smart blogging software software tools for ideas. Find out what the smart affiliate handbook offers professional bloggers @: http;//tinyurl.com/55caog.
 
Another tip to earn cash with your blog is: provide relevant. accurate information. You can't have misinformation in your blog if you want to earn cash. Readers want accessible data. Misspelling, poor grammar and punctuation is harder to read and harder to find. 

Quantity helps earn cash with blogs. Blog often. You must be consistent with your blogging to earn serious cash. Blog at least three times a day, or more. Set goals and set limits! 

To earn cash from blogging keep your writing rich in content and to the point. Do not babble. You loose your readers' interest. Quality content is key to making cash from blogging. To generate cash you have to keep them coming back!
 

Always set aside 5% of your blogging income to invest in state of the art software tools to add to your blogging tool-box. There are many software software tools that are easy to learn and that are not very expensive. Bidding for second hand software on e-bay is one way, but to get a look at some hard-core easy to use professional software that can increase your blogging income without costing too much, check out the well-reviewed and highly recommended software software tools.

Orang Hukum

Orang hukum ya terdiri dari hakim, jaksa dan aparat--aparat penegak hukum. Dan yang pasti orang-orang yang membuat hukum lah, kenapa kedudukannya ada diatas orang teknik dan ekonomi? Orang teknik dan ekonomi hanyalah sebagai orang lapangan, mereka tidak akan kuat melawan hukum. Contoh orang hukum membuat suatu hukum yang berbunyi:

SEMUA ORANG TIDAK BOLEH MENG-COPY DAN MEMPERJUAL BELIKAN SOFTWARE BAJAKAN, KARENA DAPAT DIKENAI UU No Sekian TAHUN Sekian dan AKAN DIPENJARA SELAMA-LAMANYA 20 TAHUN 


 Mampus deh lo sebagai orang teknik dan ekonomi, dengan catatan hukum benar-benar ditegakkan yah. Jadi kalau ketemu orang yang mengcopy dan memperjual belikan software bajakan langsung diseret ke penjara dan di hukum 20 tahun. Apa gak langsung terhenti aktivitas orang ekonomi dan teknis yang selama ini menggunakan software bajakan??? kalang kabut kan ... nah karena ekonomi licik (tapi tidak semuanya yah)... mereka akan melakukan apa yang dinamakan penyuapan... iya PENYUAPAN ... memberi sejumlah uang kepada orang hukum agar dia terbebas dari segala jeratan hukum. Wah orang hukum gak tinggal diam "Berani beli hukum gue berapa?" "aduh berapa yah", sahut orang ekonomi. Tiba-tiba ada orang datang, ternyata orang tersebut adalah Bupati yang notabene adalah saudara orang ekonomi. "WOII!!! Lo apain sodara gua???? itu sodara gua...si orang ekonomi, jangan dipenjara donk...Lo kan tau gua Bupati disini... Lo kudu nurut ama gua...cepat bebasin orang ekonomi ini"... NAH NAH NAH!!! Lingkaran setan jadinya kan... orang hukum yang ingin menegakkan keadilan itu diperkosa oleh atasannya sendiri, dengan dalih sodara, para penjahat atau koruptor kelas kakap dapat bebas berkeliaran di negara Indonesia yang Damai Ini,...hiks! cedih dey....

Orang Ekonomi

          Orang ekonomi terdiri dari orang-orangsosial, pandai berbisnis, bayak relasi dan yag pasti kelihatan rapi dan kuereennnn...gak seperti orang teknis yang sering berpenampilan cuek ekstrem dan cuek... terkadang menghadiri rapat masih dengan gelang, cincin dan aksesoris lain yabg masih menempel ditubuhnya. Orang ekonomi adalah orang-orang cerdik dan dapat memanfaatkan segala kesempatan yang didapat. Kalau orang ekonomi ini lebih mendekati positif, maka dia akan dibilang cerdik,tapi kalau orang ekonomi ini mendekati negatif maka dia dianggap licik. Orang ekonomi juga melihat segala kesempatan adalah uang, mereka bisa menyulap segala sesuatu menjadi ladang emas, ladang duit dan berani mengambil resiko. Nah inilah yang tidak dipunyai orang teknik. Karena terlalu pintar,terlalu pemikir, orang teknis jarang sekali mengambil resiko, padahal resiko besar sebenarnya menghasilkan uang yang besar. karena itulah terkadang orang pintar tidak dapat merubah hidupnya yang serba susah ini menjadi hidup yang istilahnya 'pas-pasan' (pas mau beli mobil ada duit, pas mau beli pesawat ada duit,pas mau beli pulau ada duit), karena tidak ada keberanian untuk mengambil resiko. Mereka sudah sangat nyaman sekali dengan gaji yang cukup dan jarang untuk mau keluar dari situ...atau dari zona aman. Mereka sudah asik dan nyaman pada zona tersebut, tetapi ya... hidupnya begitu-begitu ajah. Beda dengan orang ekonomi yang dengan gagah berani membalas segala resiko, menjadikan seluruh kesempatan yang ada menjadi ladang duit. Bukannya materialistis... tapi kita kan perlu duit...perlu duit untuk menyewa server, perlu duit untuk perbaikan d\system, perlu duit untuk membeli harddisk baru,laptop baru....dan lain-lain.iya kan!!!Tetapi terkadang langkah orang ekonomi yang gagah berani ini tersandung oleh oleh orang diatasnya yaitu oranghukum.

Orang Teknik

          Orang teknik ya terdiri dari kita-kita ini,...pembuat virus, peng-hacking system...dan segala sesuatu yang berhubungan dengan penciptaan teknis, orang teknik biasanya romantis...ditandai dengan kalo membuat virus pasti ada aja pesan romantisnya....HAHAHA!!! Just kidding...dan kita sebagai orang teknis biasanya mempunyai pacar ampe 2 ato 3 orang... pokoknya lebih dari 1 lah... BETUL GAK????NGAKU-NGAKU... HAYO NGAKU... orang teknik pasti masa lalunya playboy loh ... apalagi yang punya wajah imutz kayak model-model, seperti... siapa yah???hahaha maap jarang nonton sinetron deh... walaupun ada yang tidak punya wajah seimt bintang sinetron tapi ya ampunn... pasti ngegombalnya gila-gilaan... ngaku aja deh...buka-bukaan nih...bener kann!!!! Karena wanita lebih suka cowok smart, pinter dan menggairahkan... coba aja taruhan... andaseseorang yang menguasai banget tentang IT, terus anda punyagebetan anggap saja namanya bunga... nah ada saingan anda namanya Jefri lah...keren,tajir,... runya rumah dimana-mana... punya mobil, punya segalaya... tetapi otaknya udang, tumpul, and sedikit dngu...peranyaannya, mana yang akan dipilih bunga??? Hmmmmm...jelas lah... pasti yang berilmu... TARUHAN...IaRIS KUPING SAYA KALAU NGGAK... dengan catatan Bunga itu bukan cewek yang matrepolis. Dengan modal celanajins robek-robek dan motor butut, anda dapat menggaet si bunga kok...aslkan ya anda memang menguasai IT secara dalam bukan IT tanggung....gitu...apalagi sekarang jaman komputer, bisa aja alasan mau ngajarin si Bunga soal chatting. Internet ato komputer, padahal misi utamanya PENDEKATAN... HAHAHA!!! Tapi inilah yang bikin orang IT mempunyai kelemahan, mereka terlalu naif dan polos.... karena otaknya sibuk mendalami dunia IT, ya mereka tidak memperhatikan dunia luar... terkadang sering dimanfaatkan olh pihak-pihak yangtak bertanggung jawab... ya orang yang diatas kita yaitu orang ekonomi